Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 😄 This joke is from the book Silly Jokes for Kids by Ivoni Ruwanpathirana. Ivoni is a writer from Sri Lanka, and now she lives in New Zealand. She’s written 7 books, and her main inspiration is her child. That’s really sweet! This book has three kinds of jokes: Question-Answer jokes Knock-Knock jokes Tongue Twisters Here’s one of her knock-knock jokes: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! The third kind of joke in the book is tongue twisters. Here’s one I liked: If two witches were watching two watches, Which witch would watch which watch? I almost twisted my tongue just saying that! 😂 The best thing about this book is that every joke has a picture! I haven’t seen any other joke book with picture illustrations for every joke. Ivoni made the pictures using Canva, which is pretty cool....
Taar rahit bijli Aagey chal kar hum log bijli ko bina taaro ke istemaal kar paayenge Har samay mobile network ki tarah bijli ka network bhi rahega, to humein batteriyon ki zarurat he nhi padegi, kyunki lagataar bijli aati rahegi humaare phono mai aur baaki machino mai Bijli ki taare bechne vaali companiyo ka deewala nikal jayega Bijli ke khambe hat jayenge Bandar sadko par chalne lagenge, kyuki unke latakne ke liye bijli ki taare nahi rahegi Kabutaro ko to baithne ki jagah he nhi milegi. Paani ki bharmaar Aagye chal kar humaare paas itni energy hogi ki hum jeetna chahe utna samudri paani ko peene ke paani mai badal paayenge, to humei kabhi paani ki kami he nhi hogi Humaare sheher baarish ke paani ko bohot bhaari maatra mai jama kar paayenge Paani ki kaami na hone se log tuntiyaan khuli he chodne lagenge, to har jagah sochne samajhne vaali tuntiyaa aa jayengi, jo apne aap khud ko zarurat ke hisaab se band aur chalu kar payengi. Genetic Engineering Aagey chalkar hum haathi jitni ba...
Bijli ke khambe ek dum dhith ho jaate hai… kyuki unko pata hai ki unko hatane mai saari bijli ki taarein hatani padegi to unko lagta hai humara koi kuch nhi bigaad sakta to vo badtameez ho jaate hai… taar pe baithe kabutaron ko ched rhe hote hai… Oye kabutar ja ja ja salman khan ki chithi de aa.. To kabutar jaate jaate uspe beat kar deta hai.. To khamba kehta hai is se kuch nhi hoga abhi baarish aa jayegi to isko saaf kar degi… Kabutar kehta hai teri akkad to mai todta hu.. Voh baadal se baat karta hai.. Kehta ye khambe pe baarish na karna… bada badtameez ho gaya hai ye khamba.. Baadal bolta hai ki bhai kabutar mai is lafde mai nhi padunga aur fir merko baarish se baat karni padegi ki tu mat giriyo khambe pe aur aakaash se aur hawa se bhi baat karni padegi…………………………….1 Two wheelaro ka indian idol chal rha hoga usmein judge honge ek bullet, ek activa aur ek cycle… To pehle ek electric scooti aayegi aur chup chaap khadi ho jayegi Ek tractor aayeg...
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