Agar sabhi log comedians hote to

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  1. Log sabzi kaise khareedte

    1. Bhaiya aalu kaise diye

    2. Jawab aata madam plastic ke lifaafe mai

    3. Madam bolti aur bhaiya plastic ke lifaafe kaise diye

    4. Jawab aata madam apne haath se aapke haath mai

    5. Madam bolti thik hai bhaiya 2 kilo aalu dedo, rate thik thak lagana

    6. Sabzi vaala aalu dete hue bola lo madam aapke thik thak rupey ho gaye

  2. Bus stand pe kya chal rha hota

    1. Conductor bolta aa jaao aa jao jo subah-subah nahake nahi aaya hai aa jaao haridwar chalte hai, ganga nadi mai nuhaata hu aapko 

    2. To ek sawari aake bolti hai, bhai mai toliya laana bhul gaya

    3. To conductor ne jo angocha daala hota hai vo apne gale se nikaalkar uske gale mai daal deta hai le ho gaya tera toliya laa ab nikal 250rupey aur baith jaa gaadi mai

    4. To vo sawari bolti hai bhai mai baniyaan bhi laana bhul gaya hu

    5. To conductor bolta hai bhai tu chadh to sahi bus mai tere liye darji bitha rakha hai bus mai 

  3. H R interview mai kya hota

    1. Sir aapka selection ho gaya hai party kahan dogey

    2. Candidate bolta hai mam vo package pe depend karta hai agar 10 lakh de rhe ho to 3 star hotel mai deta hun aur agar 25 lakh de rhe ho to chalo five star mai chalte hai

    3. To madam bolti sir fir to aap party mai thele se ek cup chai he peela do

  4. Nai ki dukaan pe kya hota

    1. Haanji bhaiya ganja karu ya choti bana du?

    2. Customer bolta bhai ganja he karde choti to mai ghar jaakar bana lunga

  5. Golgappe ki redi pe kya hota

    1. Bhaiya golgappe mai momos vaani chatni daal ke dena

    2. Golgappe vaala bolta behen ji mayonnaise daalu kya

    3. Behenji bolti daal do bhaiya paise to laal vaali chatni ke he dungi

  6. Police station pe kya hoga

    1. Inspector puchega haan ji bhaisaab sunaayiye kya hua aapke saath

    2. To bhaisaab bolte mai nikla 500 ki gadi leke, raste par us sadak pe ik chor aaya meri gadi le gaya…

  7. Paan ki dukaan pe kya hoga

    1. Customer aayega aur bhai kya haal hai

    2. Paan valla kahega bhai haal hul to chalta rehta hai

    3. Customer poochta hai bhai koi nayi taaza bata de

    4. Paan valla jawab deta hai koi nayi taaza nahi hai sab baasi hai

  8. Traffic signal pe kya hota

    1. Police vaala bike ko rokte hue kehta bhai helmet kahan hai

    2. Bike vaala kehta 100 valla 500 valla ya hazaar vaala 2000 valla bhi hai par vo khatm ho rakha hai parso naya stock ayega usmein aane ki umeed hai

    3. Polic vaala bhai teri helmet ki dukaan hai kya

    4. Bike vaala kehta hai haanji

    5. Polic valla kehta bhai dukaan hoke bhi helmet nhi lagata

    6. Bike vaala kehta sir laga ke aaya tha pichle signal pe accident ho gaya aur voh tut gaya

  9. Restaurant mai kya hota

    1. Waiter poochta sir kya lenge aap

    2. Customer kehta khaana khaane ke paise lenge

    3. Waiter kehta sir fir to waiter vaali tip bhi de dunga saath mai aapko

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