Kite To Space

Kite to space,

I flew on my kite to space

I saw a planet with huge dinosaurs

There was no asteroid on that planet to kill them, they were as huge as eiffel tower.

Then i saw gods playing hockey with stars.

Then i saw towels running after wet hands.

Then I saw super hot girls trying to make a quantum computer.

Then I saw a small handmade flower pot, with beautiful red roses, sparkling tulips, and lightning lotuses.

Then i saw a concert coming out of the head of an artist.

Then i saw a guy doing pushups and more and more girls appearing with each pushup.

Then I saw a little girl with knife in her hands and an old fat guy lying dead beside, on moving further an old fat women lying dead as well.

Then i saw hitler enjoying himself in heaven.

Then i saw lamborghini flirting with bicycle.

Then i saw shoaib akhtar hitting six of sachin's ball.

Then i saw nelson mandela telling gandhi u should’ve made hindu muslims rugby team

Then i saw george clooney cleaning brad pitt's car

Then i saw facebook sending friend request to google

Then i saw sun killing the moon

Then i saw washing machines washing tv

Then i saw fridge heating food

Then i saw almirah vomit out clothes

Then i saw bulb absorbing light and becoming a black hole

Then i saw cactus running after balloons

Then i saw chicken coming out of humpty dumpty

Then i saw a birthday cake with wings

Then i saw a grape, size of a watermelon

Then i saw a stick rolling around

Then i saw a monkey killing a dog

Then i saw chocolate milk eating cookies

Then i saw a cook, cooking money

Then i saw a door made of fire

Then i saw a glass filled by the sweat of the workers and being served to the owner.

Then i saw beggars giving loan.

Then i saw light losing to turtle in race.

Then i saw houses made of wind.

Then i saw pillows fighting each other and laughing, coz pillow fights are fun.

Then i saw football basketball bullying tennis ball.

Then i saw hindus fighting niggers and muslims fighting white people.

Then i saw rockets launched inside seas, towards earth’s core.

Then i saw blanket asking to turn on the ac.

Then i saw male infanticide.

Then i saw rich becoming poor and poor becoming rich.

Then i saw petrol in taps and water in tanks.

Then i saw a circle of rice and hurdles of mice.

Then i saw day becoming gay, and night becoming knights

Then i saw girl kissing boy, and boy riding bike

Then i saw letters becoming words and words starting to rhyme

Rhyme is in the heart, and heart is what we find.

Love is it true, or it’s just a fluke.