Sab cheezein jeevit hoti to kya hota...

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  1. Bijli ke khambe ek dum dhith ho jaate hai… kyuki unko pata hai ki unko hatane mai saari bijli ki taarein hatani padegi to unko lagta hai humara koi kuch nhi bigaad sakta to vo badtameez ho jaate hai… taar pe baithe kabutaron ko ched rhe hote hai… 

  2. Oye kabutar ja ja ja salman khan ki chithi de aa.. To kabutar jaate jaate uspe beat kar deta hai.. 

  3. To khamba kehta hai is se kuch nhi hoga abhi baarish aa jayegi to isko saaf kar degi… 

  4. Kabutar kehta hai teri akkad to mai todta hu.. 

  5. Voh baadal se baat karta hai.. Kehta ye khambe pe baarish na karna… bada badtameez ho gaya hai ye khamba.. 

  6. Baadal bolta hai ki bhai kabutar mai is lafde mai nhi padunga aur fir merko baarish se baat karni padegi ki tu mat giriyo khambe pe aur aakaash se aur hawa se bhi baat karni padegi…………………………….1

  7. Two wheelaro ka indian idol chal rha hoga usmein judge honge ek bullet, ek activa aur ek cycle… 

  8. To pehle ek electric scooti aayegi aur chup chaap khadi ho jayegi

  9. Ek tractor aayega.. Vo gayega desi desi na bolya kar scooty re is desi ki fan ye duniya ho rhi hai

  10. Fir ek pandit ji ke ghar se discover motor cycle aayegi.. Vo gayegi choti choti gaiyaa chote chote gwaal… choto so mero madan gopal…………………2

  11. Ek wheelchair jungle mai gayi adventure ke liye, vo apni roz ki hospital ki naukri se bore ho gayi thi to usne chutti lekar jungle mai ghumne ka faislaa kiya

  12. Vo jaise he jungle mai ghusi, to uske niche tehniya aane lagi.. 

  13. Wheelchair jaise he ek tehni ke upar se guzri to tehni boli kutti wheelchair mai tera khun pee jaaongi.. 

  14. Fir wheelchair ek aur tehni ke upar se guzri aur tutne par us tehni ke moo se nikalaa “hey ram”, jo marte hue mahatma gandhi ke moo se bhi nikalaa thaa.. 

  15. Fir ek tehni wheelchair ko apne taraf aataa dekh choti tehniyo se kehti ki bachon apna khayal rakhna mera antim samay aa gaya, ab mai is jeevan se mukt hokar paramaatma ki sharan mai jaa rhi hu. . Lekin wheelchair uske side se nikal jaati hai………………3

  16. Is bhrahmaand mai mithaiyon ka school hai jahan ki principle hai barfi

  17. Subah five star aur cadbury apne bete eclair ko chodne school aate hai

  18. Aur mithaiyaan bhi apne apne bachon ko school chodne aaye hote hai

  19. Chote gulaabjamun apni mummy ras malai ko bye karte hai. 

  20. Pehli class hoti miss son papdi ki

  21. Jaise he teacher class mai hoti hai to saari choti mithaiyaan ek saath good morning miss son papdi bolti hai.

  22. Fir teacher question poochti hai ki mungfali gajak mai kitni maatra mai gud aur cheeni daalni chaiye… to mango bite khade hokar bolti mam gud aur chinni se he pooch lenge.. Aur saare bache hasne lag jaate hai… ………………………..4

  23. Kiryaane ki dukaan pe kya chal rha hoga… 

  24. Budhi ho chuki diclovin plus bolegi paracetmol se… arey beta paracetmol mujhe sir dard ki goli dede.. Bht dard ho rha hai… paracetmol bolta par sir dard ki goli to aap he hai.. To budhi diclovin plus bolti hai “Beta meri to expiry date bhi expire ho chuki hai…ab kahan is budhi se sir dard thik hoga”. 

  25. Shampoo aur tel ke pouch on ki latkaayi hui ladiyaan aapas mai baat kar rhi hogi

  26. Tel kahega oye shampoo maine suna maggie masala aane vaali hai apne pados mai

  27. Shampoo kahega sachi bata.. Tujhe kisne bola.. 

  28. Tel kahega mujhe vo order vaali parchi bata rhi thi ki seth ne maggie masala ka order diya hai……………………………………..5

  29. Sabzi ki rehdi pe kya chal rha hoga…

  30. Aalu kahega pyaaz se, “ye Seb to badaa ghamandi hai…kal seth ne galti se usey mere upar rakh diya…to chilaa kar kehta ki…oye seth merko kyu ye baaraa rupey kilo ke aalu pe rakh diya…rakhna tha to imli ke upar rakhtaa”.

  31. Nimbu pakaddan pakadaai khel rhe honge…tabhi mirchi aayegi aur unko daantne lagegi…par nimbu kahan sun ne vaale mirchi…voh lagey rhe apni masti mai…

  32. Dhaniya aapas mai baat kar rhe honge…”yaar humari to koi kimmat he nhi hai, har koi free mai le jaata hai..methi ko dekho kitni sahi bikati hai”..................................6

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