Future pe jokes

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  1. Future mai aise kapde aane vaale hai jinse bijli paida hogi

    1. Aisa hua to shopping kaise hogi, bhaiya voh 15volt vaala kurta dikhaana..dukaandaar ne kurta dikhaya..ye dekhiye bhaisaab naya kurta aaya hai 25 volt ka 2000 mh vaala…aap vahin pe tester nikaal ke check kar rhe hai…ae bhaiya ismein to current he nhi aa rha..

    2. Dost aapas mai baat kaise karenge yaar teri jacket kitne volt ki hai, dost bola 10 volt ki..to dost kehta bas 20 volt ki to meri baniyaan hai…

    3. Gaane kaise banenge…chod do aanchal nahi to jhatka lagega..

    4. Khatre bhi bhad jayenge ..jaise kisi ke maatam gaye..aapke pitaji kaise guzre..kuch nahi bhaisaab raat ko pyjama pehnke soye the usmein shortcircuit ho gaya vahi mar gaye.

  2. Future mai genetic engineering badhne vaali hai, usmei kya hota hai ki jo DNA yaani basic cheez hoti hai jisse hum bante hai..to log usmei thode fer badal karke dekhte hai ki kya hota hai…to jaise aalu ki paidavaar badhaane ke liye uske dna mai thoda fer badal kar diya to aalu badiya ugne lagey..ye sab to ab ho rha hai..future mai kya hoga.

    1. Hum genetic engineering ki vajah se aise tarbooz khayenge jinmei beez nhi hote…yaani tarbooz khaate waqt humein beez thukne ke liye rukna nahi padega…

    2. mungfali aisi produce hogi jiska chilkaa fekte he 2 min mai apne aap gayab ho jayega socho buso aur train mai mungfali ke cheelke he nhi honge..

    3. aam khayenge bina guthli ke..seb khayenge bina beez ke…seb jeetne mote mote angur aane lagenge…

    4. Nariyal paani ka cheelkha bilkul patla aur khaane vaala ban jayega…to chote chote nariyal paani ko golgappe vaale rakhne lagenge..hum puchenge bhaiya naariyal paani kaise diye..voh kahega bhaiya dus ke teen hai…aur bhaiya dahi vaale nariyal paani…voh bhaiya dus ke do hai..

  3. Future mai gamers ka profession ban jayega..aur school mai gaming padhaye jaane lagegi…

    1. To baap kaise daantne lagenge apne bachon ko…nalayak voh sharma ji ka beta dekha hai pubg mai teen logon ko headshot se udaa deta hai..aur tum chaku se marke aa gaye..

    2. Period kaise lagenge..subah pt ki jagah fifa fir history class ki jagah mario aur contra fir physics class ki jagah angry birds chalega…minecraft ki laben lagengi…

    3. College degrees kaise ho jayengi…bachelors of candy crush..kai kai log to phd kar rhe honge candy crush mai…

  4. Future mai Virtual reality aa jaayegi…virtual reality matlab hum aaknhon pe headset laga ke computer mai banayi gayi duniya mai ghumenge..

    1. India mai aayegi to humaare tao virtual reality mai bhi hukaa bharke pee rhe honge…

    2. Mere jaise log kiryaane ki dukaan kholke baith jayenge usmein…

    3. Kuch log virtual reality mai aalu pyaaz ki rehdi laga ke baith jayenge… usmein auratein aake unse kahegi bhaiya thoda dhaniya aur mirchi bhi daal do.

    4. Virtual reality ke pahadon ke patharon pe likha hoga rakesh love meena…

    5. Virtual deewaro pe likha hoga yahan peshaab karna mana hai..mere jaisa usi deewar pe jakar paishaab kar rha hoga…virtual reality mai..

  5. Future mai celebrities aane lagenge share market mai..

    1. Dost aapas mai baat kaise karenge…yaar kya hua itna dukhi kyu hai..yaar kuch nhi dhoni ke share khareede the dus hazaar ke…kal zero pe out ho gaya to do hazaar ke reh gaya share..

  6. Future mai tv serials mai ache graphics aane lagenge…

    1. Saas thanos bani hogi aur bahu captain america bani hogi..

    2. Bahu kahegi jaithaniyo assemble..

  7. Future mai chips lagaane lagenge hum jaanvaron..jis se se unmei sochne ki shakti aa jaayegi..

    1. To hum jaa rhe honge..sadak mai side 3-4 kutte ludo khel rhe honge…

    2. Biliyaan sabzi kharid rahi hongi…

    3. Chuho ki apni he duniya hogi…chote chote shehar bane honge chuho ke..kuch chuhe jeevan se sanyas le rhe honge..kuch chuhe pravachan de rhe honge…kuch chuhe katha kar rhe honge..

    4. Ullu lagey honge court mai apna naam badalwaane ke liye..unki dikkat ye hogi ki log humei ullu kehte hai..to bandar jo judge hoga vo unse kahega agle mahine aana abhi gadho ka naam badlne ka case chal rha hai..

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