Nerdee_Wanna_Bee

  If you’re a smoker, I wish your love story with smoking ends in a breakup, as mine did. During my first year of college, I tried smoking, took smoke in my mouth, and released it, felt nothing so I didn’t smoke till my second job. Then something worse happened to me and I was asked to inhale the smoke and that was the first time in my life, I could feel the touch of smoking, I got high. If you’re put on a spot and everyone is waiting for you to take a drag, “Don’t take it in, just keep it in mouth and release”. I reached from a cigarette a day, to five and then a pack of 20 in no time. I would light up a cigarette whenever I was free. I light it up,  Before going to the toilet  After eating a meal, which later changed to after having even a snack. The walking time from my home to the taxi for work. After finishing an activity which had me totally indulged like working, playing FIFA with friends and as soon as that activity was over the first thing that came to mind was a...

I do not know the intent with which you have clicked on this article, but I'll tell you the topics which I won't be talking about, as there are already many articles related to these topics :  Momos recipe, whichever, veg, chicken, Nepali, Tibetan, tandoori, fried, etc. Where to buy frozen momos, like Prasuma momos India's best momos, why stop at India, the world's best momos, going further universe's best momos, me and my brother like different types of momos, so how could I tell which momos are the best with certainty. I could do the survey asking momos vendors at different locations, which momos sell the most, But I won't, maybe because I am too lazy or maybe I think that type of research is not required for this post, as I am not going to determine which momos are the best in all the friggin(using this keyword to grab your attention, not to rank higher on google) UNIVERSES. Lemme tell you a story... Once there was a boy named Krishna, he would go out with hi...

God, I pray to you, I pray for mercy on the world, I pray for the jersey I’ve put on, In this cold weather, Which you might have created for some reason, Which is beyond my senses to comprehend. I pray to you, for the meals you’ve provided, By your grace, I could eat, God, I pray to you, Thank you for your time to listen to my prayers, Thank you for finding my words not stupid but sincere. Thank you, God for the laptop on which I’m writing this poem.

Bhalu ki aankh khuli, Pet main chubh rhi thi bhukh ki sui, Voh pada tha kinare pe, Ek dweep, aur samandar ke sahare pe, Himmat karke voh khada hua, Aas paas dekha, suraj tha chada hua, Uski naav ka koi nishaan nhi tha, Panchiyan ka jhund bhi kahin nikal chuka tha. Dweep main dhundha, Kahin se koi aalu mil jaye, usne tatola, Thak har ke baitha voh ped ke sahare, Ek ajeeb sa pathar pada tha jo kar rha tha ishare, Bhalu ne pathar ko chua, Aur jhat se khul gaya ped ka tana, Voh tha ek khufiya raasta, Jispe chala ja rha tha bhalu gulatiyan khaata. Voh jakar gira ek gufa main, Saamne tha ek saadhu, saadhna main Usey dekh jhat se khada ho gaya voh bhalu, Saadhu ne aankh kholi, aur ho gaya chalu. Tum jis manzil ki talash kar rhe ho, voh chalne se milegi nhi, Jis patang ke sahare tum udd rhe ho, uski dor tumhare haath main nhi, Apni bhukh ko istemal Karo,  Jo chaiye usey ugao, Bhalu bola mujhe ugana nhi aata, Kya aap mujhey sikhayeng...

Ek thaa bhalu, Khaata thaa sirf aalu Kisi ki parwah na karta, Na koi dost,na koi ghar thaa Achanak aalu pad gaye bimaar, Gayab ho gaye saare hazar ke hazar Bhukha besahara firta raha voh bechara, Par kahin bhi na mila koi sahara Thak haar kar baitha voh ek ped ke niche, Sir pe kuch laga aur gira uske piche Dekha toh tha voh ek golmatol aalu, Usey dekh pagla gaya voh bhalu Aalu ki taraf haath badaya, Achanak ek panchi udta aaya Le gaya voh us aalu ko, Dekhta reh gaya bhalu us zabaz ko. Upar dekha toh bhul gaya voh sitare, Dakh liya tha suraj the voh itne saare. Itne panchi usne kabhi na dekhe the, Sabke paas the aalu aur kaafi bade the Usne socha inke saath chala toh shayad kuch mil jaye, Murjhaye hue armaan shayad fir se khil jaye. Bas nikal pada voh unke saath udne ke liye, Par Paron mein jaan nahi thi  chalne ke liye. Sir par gira fir ek aalu, Is baar jhat se kha gaya usko bhalu. Aalu ki bunda-bandi ke sahare chalta gaya, Ba...

Dear Star, keep shining in my dark life. Please forgive me if I am being selfish but I do not want any planet revolving around you. I do not want you to be alone but I want you to be only for me. Why do people say they do not have time, I do not know, One thing I find myself having is more time. Is it good or bad, I do not know, should I be concerned, that I find myself having more time for myself as compared to other people. PS: After you die, please do not become a black hole, as I won't be able to see you. Waiting for your reply, Mutahid Reply from Star Dear Mutahid, I'm bright and young and will keep on shining for at least a million year more, my fusion reactions are going good, the planets that revolve around me are almost dead, I killed them, so you might not wanna revolve around me, as I produce very dangerous solar flares now and then. Do not worry if you find yourself having more time than others, it's probably because they have found what they are look...

Buddhe maa baap ki shakal ab dekhi nhi jaati, unke chehre se gum hoti urja ab sahi nhi jaati Buddhe maa baap ki shakal ab dekhi nhi jaati. mann karta hai ki unko khush rakhun par waqt ke aage meri koi chaal chal nhi pati, unhe meri fikar satayi jaati hai, par unki fikar kari nhi jaati, Buddhe maa baap ki shakal ab dekhi nhi jaati. unhe bas chaiye ki thoda waqt unke saath guzaar lun, par 24 ghante main ek min bhi nikali nhi jaati, Sach bolne ki seekh bachpan main he daal di thi, par ab unse jhooth bolte bhi sharam nhi aati. Buddhe maa baap ki shakal ab dekhi nhi jaati.