Shit man

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Beneath the pressure of trillions of liters of water, there lies a creature who has not been awakened until a plastic bottle hits it on its head, in fury it eats the bottle, an imaginable reaction takes place in its stomach and with amazing force and with transparent plastic shit flying all around it explodes and plastic shit man is born, he will fight the devil creatures of the sea and save the nice fishes from the tyranny of sea villains.

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