Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well! 😄 This joke is from the book Silly Jokes for Kids by Ivoni Ruwanpathirana. Ivoni is a writer from Sri Lanka, and now she lives in New Zealand. She’s written 7 books, and her main inspiration is her child. That’s really sweet! This book has three kinds of jokes: Question-Answer jokes Knock-Knock jokes Tongue Twisters Here’s one of her knock-knock jokes: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! The third kind of joke in the book is tongue twisters. Here’s one I liked: If two witches were watching two watches, Which witch would watch which watch? I almost twisted my tongue just saying that! 😂 The best thing about this book is that every joke has a picture! I haven’t seen any other joke book with picture illustrations for every joke. Ivoni made the pictures using Canva, which is pretty cool....
Broad Daylight, A man comes with a board and a chair, he comes over a huge empty land and places its chair in the middle of the empty land and places the board at the front of the land facing the village. On board it was written, "School for free". Villagers walk by, seeing the board and the man, they think where is the school, where is the building , where the hell is anything, and gossips with one another and bursts into laughter and carry on their path. It's night and the man get's up from his chair and takes the board and goes away. The next he does the same, few more villagers walk by and the same happens, this goes on for weeks, slowly the word starts spreading, that there is a free school, and a crazy man who sits on a chair, An orphan hears the gossip and on a bright sunny day he goes to that empty piece of land, he sees the board and then he walks to the man sitting on the chair and asks , "Sir, is this the free school?", Man : This is the free...
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